You better put on your glasses so you can see
Feb. 9th, 2026 02:04 pmHe’d always had great vision, but lately it’d been harder and harder to read the tiny print on the charting software they used at DGH and he’d been squinting more and more, which had meant he’d ended more than one shift with a headache. His primary charge nurse Nancy had started looking over her own readers at him with a very particular “doctors are so stupid” look. Lena had given him the same look when he’d been dense. Maybe they taught that look in Charge Nurse School, because he knew there was one. Maybe not officially, but there was one.
Robby had started looking concerned about the persistent headaches too, so Jack gave up and made an appointment with an optometrist for after his post-shift nap one Monday. Dr. Adam had reminded him that age came to them all and then examined him, which consisted of saying that 1 or 2 was better or worse or maybe the same for what seemed like forever. In the end, the diagnosis was that he needed reading glasses. No need to order a prescription pair yet, though, since every pharmacy would have a display of basic readers. Jack thanked the good doctor for his expertise and went to buy some glasses.
There were a lot of what he’d consider more feminine options, which didn’t surprise him at all. He’d resisted getting glasses for probably too long and he was sure it wasn’t an uncommon masculine trait. He tried on wire-framed ones, but those looked too much like he should be wearing a turtleneck and talking about computers. Then he tried on some black acrylic ones with kind of a Buddy Holly vibe, but those were too close to the Birth Control Glasses he hadn’t needed in Basic. Honestly, how did anyone ever decide on this? Fuck it, maybe he’d just close his eyes and point.
The pair he ended up with when he did that wasn’t too bad and he bought it, then went to the coffee shop next door to drink coffee and read the paper, mostly as a test. If they didn’t work, he could go back to the pharmacy and get a different pair.
[[Jack has brand new reading glasses. Find him at the drugstore deciding which pair to get or at the coffee shop getting used to reading with them. Timed to this afternoon, post title from a Mellencamp lyric]]
Robby had started looking concerned about the persistent headaches too, so Jack gave up and made an appointment with an optometrist for after his post-shift nap one Monday. Dr. Adam had reminded him that age came to them all and then examined him, which consisted of saying that 1 or 2 was better or worse or maybe the same for what seemed like forever. In the end, the diagnosis was that he needed reading glasses. No need to order a prescription pair yet, though, since every pharmacy would have a display of basic readers. Jack thanked the good doctor for his expertise and went to buy some glasses.
There were a lot of what he’d consider more feminine options, which didn’t surprise him at all. He’d resisted getting glasses for probably too long and he was sure it wasn’t an uncommon masculine trait. He tried on wire-framed ones, but those looked too much like he should be wearing a turtleneck and talking about computers. Then he tried on some black acrylic ones with kind of a Buddy Holly vibe, but those were too close to the Birth Control Glasses he hadn’t needed in Basic. Honestly, how did anyone ever decide on this? Fuck it, maybe he’d just close his eyes and point.
The pair he ended up with when he did that wasn’t too bad and he bought it, then went to the coffee shop next door to drink coffee and read the paper, mostly as a test. If they didn’t work, he could go back to the pharmacy and get a different pair.
[[Jack has brand new reading glasses. Find him at the drugstore deciding which pair to get or at the coffee shop getting used to reading with them. Timed to this afternoon, post title from a Mellencamp lyric]]